I'm now considering dyeing my goatee red. A fiery fire engine red that will be immediately spotted from miles away. Or green... Parrot green? Forest green? Moss green? Or just green?
That would be really freaky. How about yellow? Brown? Both?
Or maybe blue for that classic Blue Beard look. Yeah, maybe blue. Or maybe I'll just color my hair red and leave my beard as it is. A fiery fire engine red? Or maybe green...?