Three Days of Darkness Plaguedome
Coming soon (to a sunny day near you.)
EXODUS 10:21 And the LORD said to Moses, "Extend your hand toward heaven so that there may be darkness over the land of Egypt, even darkness that could be felt." So Moses extended his hand toward heaven, and there was a thick darkness in all the land of Egypt for three days. No one could see another person, and no one could rise from his place for three days.
It's here to help us come to terms with the possiblity of the Apocalypse putting us all in the darkness TOGETHER! The world survived without light before, but YOU never have! This 40mm diameter, glass dome gives you not only three days without light, but a whole lifetime in the dark, thanks to the richest of black india inks made on earth.
Our underground manufacturing plant and reinforced bunker is capable of only so much. Plans are made for the production of the second model of Plaguedomes, expected sooner than you think. The truth is, no one sits up at night wondering when the great darkness will come, especially us, because we know just as well as you, it will simply pass us over. Return to our site now and then and see if we have more models available.
This was too ridiculous to pass up.
I got the link from Mark
of the strange and wonderful, Exclamation Mark