If you're a constant resident of online forums then you're well versed in the way some posters tend to murder the spelling everyday words. Most of the times the result of these people murdering the king's english is a cause for concern, mostly annoyance, but this time part of two sentences from the same poster in one thread offered an idea for a title of a book (much like the way Oscar Levant got his inspiration for the title of his famous play, "Stop the World - I Want to Get Off," from a graffito)
. Behold the the phrases that inspired me the titles:
Now, if I could only figure out those books are going to be about.